Real Talk // Over Juice

I’ve noticed a serious flaw in the way my generation communicates.  ‘What’s up’ is not a real question anymore and is more often than not followed by ‘not much’. It’s a thoughtless, redundant greeting. We’ve already exchanged hellos. Shall we graduate to more progressive topics? Notice that Grandpa never says ‘what’s up’.

THE NEW GREETING IS ‘WHAT DID YOU EAT TODAY?’ This is going to accelerate your daily conversations incredibly. Real talk.

Want to know what I ate today?

Well, I woke up and ate some greek yogurt, but first I put Honey Nut Cheerios in the yogurt. Crazy, right? Then I went to a potluck at work where there was just a myriad of food. I had a sloppy joe and a piece of carrot cake. This one woman I work with makes the best treats from scratch. For my birthday she made lemon cake and it was absolute perfection. Hmmm.. Then I went to class, did mediocre on a final, and came home. I was pretty beat, so I just ate an entire box of Spongebob Squarepants-shaped Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Yeah, for some reason I only like the shaped kind. Why is it still called macaroni and cheese even though it’s no longer a macaroni noodle?


We are now best friends!

Salivate over this knowledge. Also this amazing juice from Seva in Ann Arbor:

Carrot, orange, apple, lime, and ginger frothy goodness in a glass. Vitamins for your body. Knowledge for your mind. I’m out.

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  1. Shannon

    I couldn’t agree more. You should eat Annie’s Organic mac and cheese. It’s so much better and it’s in Arthur shapes. Love Arthur. I think I’m going to watch a couple of episodes and then go to bed. Good night.

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